Monday, August 22, 2011

6 Reasons Farmville Isn't Realistic

Farmville is full of unrealistic features that make the game stupid and boring except to the millions of addicts. Here are some reasons its unrealistic.
Disco balls-This game has disco balls you can buy for your farms. When have you ever seen a disco ball on a farm? Its just floating around like POOF! Yep why would they waste their money on it unless they want to dance with barn animals?And look how much it costs!
Party Ducks-Okay this one is kinda a stumper because Donald Duck is a party duck and who doesnt love to see that famous duck dance? But these aren't even cute ducks they are evil. They will force you to spend money on this game. I have a friend who spent $300 on a facebook game! These ducks don't even move they just sit there!

Lonely animals every 5 seconds- On this game  you get little requests every ten seconds about an animal who needs a home. Its okay the first time appearing on the post thing but not every 12 seconds you have a new one! John needs hammers! Pat needs a home for a pink sheep! Steven lost his chickens to wild foxes help revive them! This covers your whole wall! Facebook is ruined by this!

Poncho wearing llamas- That is all you need to know!

Grow snowcones- Yep you are really able to grow this! I am just going to grow snowcones!
Fairy Horses- Have you run out of ideas farmville! REALLY!!!!

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