Fun in the woods.

So, the other day in the woods, I was building a shelter. You think, "Oh, listen to this loser building a loser shelter in the woods." Well, at least I don't look like this.

Anyway, I was working on cutting saplings down with a rusty shovel head. They we supposed to be for a hut, but as of course you all know, rusty shovel heads aren't that sharp. So I ended up with a lot of firewood. So me and my friend, Comedic Ninja, along with our friend who happens to look a lot like you, were up at my house. So since we were up at my house in No-Mans Land, we decided to have a fire. That fire included the following:

A soda can

Two empty bottles of water

Pine Needles

Leaves

Paper Plates

and last but not least, a Barbie Doll

So want to know what happened 12 hours later? Here's a top news story about the subject. "Saturday August 20th, as the entire East Coast is in flames, the country asks why?"

So if you have been harmed by this, send your hate mail to:

186 Candyland Road

Neverland Ranch

90210