A Joke or Two for You!

It has been scientifically proven too many birthdays can kill you.



I think my smartphone is broken I clicked the go home button but I am still at work.



"You think people will care if we stop writing this calender?"

"Nah"
                  -Mayans



I hate weddings because old people always tell me,"Your next." I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.